Because I wanted to say Hello Kitty
Because I work in finance
Because you seem anxious
Because I grabbed your pussy
Because you got the Elmlea
Because you’re having kittens
Because the secret’s out
Because the cat’s in the cradle
Because you’ve been a sour puss
Because Macavity’s not there!
Because I slept with a sex kitten
Because you’re a Top Cat
Because I can’t find the words –
– Because I’m a dog person.