I read the news today, oh boy
Someone somewhere had just won a war,
Or perhaps they had lost; it was hard to tell.
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I saw a film today, oh girl
Everyone said that
the book was better
I’m not sure it was.
I’m not sure they really thought it was.
Woke up; I was on the train
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For the first time today, I was warm.
I read the news today, oh person
Thousands of potholes, everywhere
The news was rather sad
The English Army would never win this war.